Wednesday, 12 February 2014

Bazaar??? More like BIZARRE lol ***WARNING: this post contains explicit content***



HI!!!!!!!! (How you say hi in Danish btw but you emphasize the "I" and say it in a high pitched voice)

How are things going everybody??????? You can comment in response to that (can you guys that we want just one person to comment?) 

WELL, I would say things in Denmark have been pretty good. Following our ArOs adventure we were feeling we could tackle any cultural experience and decided to venture over to the bazaar vest which is a huge market about 30minutes outside if the city. 

Bazaar vest:
- the adventure started with us trying to find the bus for 30 minutes. Our 2 senses if direction combined together don't make things easier or better to find 
- got on the bus! Success! 
- in Denmark when you get on the bus you can get on the middle or the front and paying works somewhat on an honour system. No body checks whether or not you pay so GUESS WHOS GUNNA BE RIDING BUSES EVERYWHERE FOR FREE BITCHES????????!!!!!!! Ok not us we feel a bit guilty about it, but we may take advantage of this from time to time I mean we are not total angels 
- the bazaar is in the Muslim ghetto. Cool
- the bazaar was recommended to us by Jens (Cathryn's Danish mentor) but turns out he's never been there. LOL ok Jens. Has anyone ever been to pacific mall in Markham?
- the bazaar was pretty similar to that. The bazaar was filled with middle eastern junk and produce AWESOME
- we had shawarma yum
- Emily got icecream
- Cathryn got baklava. It was so sweet and she ate so much she felt like she was going to barf, worth it though!!! Tbh wish we had bought more ughughugh

We are here! The cutest girls arrive in the Muslim ghetto and we are not nervous about it all!

Yay! Raining and we don't even care! 

Here's a picture of the roof of the Resturant where we got shwarama. It looks like it's made of paper bags superglued to the roof!

Some tasty looking lamb heads in plastic bags!

A beautiful woman's dress being show cased on a male manican! So close to buying this...

Interesting piece of art. Love it!

Some (valuable?) cutlery that you can buy in a lockable briefcase 

A really creepy doll that was at the top of a bin of gross children's toys. Honourable mention to SHANNON TUCKER who inspired this pic - it reminded Cathryn of Shannon's almost equally creepy childhood doll, Dolly, whom she hides in her bed!

Someone had taken the time to write "jocker" in red maker on every bathroom door and in the stalls so we decided it was also worth sharing with our fans 

Cathryn's new bedspread. It says "Diablo" and has little devils all over it. What a deal!

We got these as decorations bc we are now obssessed with Denmark... Sorry canada (or are we...?)

"Nipz" a really great cosmetics brand!

"Nipz by teenz"

Female erotics! An interesting interpretation and knockoff of an actual perfume! 
We didn't even realize that female erotics was a scent people where looking for!

Finally, a bazaar selfie because most of the experience was strange and confusing! (But overall enjoyable)


If anyone asked if we should recommend if they should go to the bazaar i think I would say no but I would also say that we have no regrets going???? So, do what you will with that information 

Also wanted to include this pic from that art gallery since we forgot to add it in:
Just another taste of the art we saw! Danish art, stunning !


Last night was international night again, and since we have so many friends and are so popular we stopped by to get a couple beers and checkin with our hundreds of freinds!

Us! I think I previously mentioned the student bar on campus has the largest selection of beers in the city. We have decided to start a quest to try them all before we leave! We may get fat from all the beer but like do we care? Tbh yes but #worthit

Friends! Love them!

The student bar in the student hus. So great! You can get toast, beer, chips and they have board games for a chill night! This place has major hygge (pronounced hu-ge-ley)

Today we went to the campus to do some work finally ugh...school...lame. We were presently surprised to find out the library is filled with HAMMOCKS though!


Cultural note:
A traditional Danish breakfast consists of tough, nutrious bread with butter and these really thin sheets of chocolate that melt in your mouth. It is LITERALLY amazing!!!!!!!,

Okay and FINALLY we have some rated r porn for all the perverts and non-perverts who read the blog. This is a follow up to the post that had the point "naked man", as there has been some interest in this specific point. As we have mentioned there are no taboos and Danish people are quite free with their bodies. At one if the campus bars we went to, a man who may have been drunk felt comfortable enough to get completely naked and stand on a table and jump around (good for him tho?!?!?). We were shocked but as you can see in the pic below though most Danes didn't care at all. This speaks to a big difference between Canada and Denmark as if anyone got naked ona university campus in a bar or anywhere else they would immediately be forced to leave, people would not simply ignore the naked man and continue with conversation. Don't scroll down if penis' make you uncomfortable or if you are young/innocent/impressionable!



Love and miss most of you!!! (Haha you should all spend some time trying to decide who we don't miss lol *drama*)

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