Anyways I bet you're all just dying to hear about the Jewish dinner. Well first let me say that it was a huge success, like potentially life changing to the people who had never tried any Jewish food.
Challah bread!!!! What what am I a chef? Tbh yes... Like look at this
All cooked!!! (Looks a lil burnt honestly wasnt though and even if it was a little bit it was all the oven)
- a lot of people had never eaten this before
- I honestly did just an okay job but people went nuts
- YOLO went with it!
There are actually no other pics of the prepared food really since that was Emily's job (sorry to expose you em) and she did kinDOF a bad job.... Ugh... But we can summarize the night anyways!!
- invited lots of exchange people. Tbh got a bit out of hand but we just couldn't say no!
- also invited all our new Danish friends
- recipe for success or potential disaster! This was a success though #thankgod #thankthejews
- we only requested that people bring alcohol and some people brought some appetizers and desserts
- all the guests have arrived!
- okay I would things were going really well at this point
So cute, look at the table!!
Here's all the guests: (from left to right) Emily, Jill, Esben, Louise, Jens,Louise, Marie, Phillip, Mathias, Alice, Vicky, Zoe, me and Becky took the pic!
Everyone is just excited about judiasm! Plz note the Jewish stars people were sticking on their faces
Here I am saying a lil Jewish prayer (yes I do know a Jewish prayer, haters) I also made everyone repeat it. I would say Israel would be pretty pleased with the way I was pushing the Jewish agenda #laheim
Uh oh... This is when the DRAMA starts though. I made 2 roast chickens and put them on a plastic platter but at this point they had gotten cold. Becky suggested we turn the oven on he highest heat and put them in while I run downstairs and get some things and also while people eat latkas!
Well, everyone, this is a really good lesson on the basic principle of how plastic melts in the oven. All my chicken was covered in melted plastic and lots of people inhaled burning plastic fumes #sos #wherearethemacabes
Guys, I know this is so dumb!! But are we not adorable enough to pull it off!???? Don't judge us!!
Anyways, things obviously ended up being fine. Louise and Emily went and got prepaid chicken and I used this opportunity to keep the guests occupied and confused with alcohol. I happened to have a. Bottle of bourbon so just made everyone do shots of that! #hosting101withcathrynlevine
Obviously things quickly turned around though
Drunk
Drunk
Emily just burst into the bathroom and I literally don't think I have ever been happier #DRUNK
Drunk
Drunk!
Absolutely stunning!
- played flip cup again
- people are literally obsessed
- does anyone know who started this? If eel like we should get some sort if commission for popularizing it in Denmark...
- at one point 10 people were just chanting "Jewish Jewish Jewish..."
- drank around 16 bottles of wine and a bottle of bourbon
- cinabuns were involved
- this was earlier but it should still be mentioned: Louise made matzah!! And she told me it was so easy to make and that Jews are dumb because they buy it
- got some noise complaints bc it was a Wednesday
- why do people have a problem with people chanting Jewish? If anything they should embrace the diversity????? Ugh god
- it is so hard to be a cultural pioneer sometimes
- at 11 we decided to take the party the bar
- more drinks
- shots were involved we think
- also made people sing happy birthday to me in Danish
- the night was a success!!
- I think this was partly because I got my guests so dry they couldn't remember if they had a bad time or not
- honestly full proof method to be a good host though!! #cathryntips #tryitout #letsgetthistrending
Since then not much has happened. Cathryn Broughton has arrived and we have just been enjoying the GOOD weather while canada deals with 4ft of snow and negative 0 temperatures LOL
Ooo what? Just looking European, whatever
Anyways off to Dublin to celebrate st Patricks day with real Irish people and then off to a quick stop in the original London. Enjoy the snow losers!!!!!!!
No joking we do feel bad, but also not that bad that it will effect our trip in any way shape or form ;)
Xoxo mwahmwahmwah
FARVELFOLLOWERS
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